Candle of the Month Club

Because I’ve quit every other hobby, but at least this one smells good.

If I had a dollar for every hobby I swore I’d stick with, you'd have enough to fund this candle addiction.

Each month, get an exclusive, limited-edition candle inspired by nostalgia, questionable life choices, and the messiness of being a person. These scents do what my hobbies never could—stick around.

🚨 No repeats. No re-releases. Just vibes. 🚨
Like that one time I tried rollerblading—once it’s gone, it’s gone.

🔥 What’s Inside?

✔ A surprise 8oz candle (new scent, new label, new story)
✔ Early access to chaotic candle drops before they sell out
✔ Bonus extras (stickers, mini surprises, and other impulsive ideas)
✔ Free shipping, because surprise fees ruin lives

Cancel anytime.

📅 Spoiler Alert: Upcoming Drops

🔮 April – "Spring Cleaning \ Emotional Clutter" (Smells like fresh starts and avoiding my inbox.)
☀️ May – "Sun Tea \ Brewed Optimism" (Golden hour in a jar—no SPF included.)
😵 June – "Overcommitted \ Underprepared" (Blind ambition meets quiet panic.)

Sign up now or pretend you didn’t see this and regret it later. Once it sells out, it’s gone forever.

🎟️ JOIN THE CLUB → (Because my screen time says I’m already shopping.)